Web Port is a complete remote access solution that promises to deliver end-to-end connectivity, data access and event notification, all while remaining simple and easy-to-use.

  • Secure remote access via Ethernet/IP or cell network using a VPN
  • Simultaneous serial and Ethernet/IP device connectivity
  • Data logging and reporting
  • Alarm and event notification via email, SMS, or FTP
  • Reduce travel and labor expenses through remote connectivity

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?

  • Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
  • Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
  • Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
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  • Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

  • I wish! It's a nickel.
  • This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  • Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
  • Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
  • Oh right. I forgot about the battle.

I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

  • It's toe-tappingly tragic!
  • Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
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  • Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
  • Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.

Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

  • And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
  • And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
  • The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed.
  • Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
  • Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!